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propaganda [Aug. 10th, 2004|02:39 pm]
NH Anti-Scene

heisahero


stay far away from these scensters at all cost, even if it means killing a puppy with a kitty. they are the enemy, and by their own honda accord. continue the battle, eXhXa
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the battle continues... [Aug. 10th, 2004|02:17 pm]
NH Anti-Scene

heisahero
[Current Mood |accomplished]
[Current Music |bettle hym of the republic]

in the absents of our commanding leader I ,Zach will take charge and bring victory to the Enterprise, warp speed....NG is cool i swear it. so for those of you looking for a hardcore 80's n00b tool bag ketchup scenter rock solid party. just head on down to B-Woods this friday the spooookky 13th for a kick ass time i'll say that all n00bs should show up at 4pm. rsvp with this kid and we'll see how it goes from there.

eXhXa updates.
it has finally happened. yours truley, the acting leader of the anti-scene movement has been toRtaly hardlined out of Kids of NH with such comments as this, this, this, and lets not forget this one

yes i was officailly kicked out buy that guy ed, how happend to be no older than 16 years of age. seems to be quite sensitive to me.

this can only show that the anti-scene moveney has reached a new height, where those opposed to spell check and expression are so threated by words like "mung" "n00b" and even the sacred "intraweb" that they must go to all URL xeXtreemsx to rid their existance of those who fight for justice.

power to my brothers.
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Grand Opening [Aug. 6th, 2004|07:55 pm]
NH Anti-Scene

xlotr_kid_04x
[Current Mood |artsy]
[Current Music |starfish rock by ricker and the sexecutioners]

After carefull inspection on Wednesday the 4th of August, a new NH Anti-Scene safe house/ foreward operations command structure has been built just over the northeastern border in Kittery, Maine. Now you might think, what's NH Anti-Scene doing in Maine, isn't it a New Hampshire crew. Well this safe house allows us a extended network of influence over more territory. It will serve as a safe haven and stop on the underground railroad if downed NH Anti-Scenesters are caught behind enemy lines in Scene Maine. It will be commanded by none other Jake not_so_endless . He is so hardcore, he has a song written and recorded about him called 'Jake the Indian.'

In other news we have recuited the President of the National Honor Society Exeter NH Jeff Lambertcatholiccore to help out with getting A's on our paper and getting A's on being cool. He has tons of quailfacations allready like if you read his AIM info it says and I quote "break.your.edge.ill.break.your.face. ..." Also he is the edgest kid he knows, he listens to depressing indie music, and he has been reported at shows to throw nasty windmills. That is such an understatement because as I have witnessed first hand. He spazzes out in the middle of the pit while waves of n00bs act like fagzors around him. Everyons like "whoa... we got served." right before he kicks them in the face with his back to them(i am still in awe at how its posssible).

remember kids 'all you need is drums to start a dance party' and 'all you need is Lead Pipe to start a show so mind blowing that is will literally... BLOW... YOUR... MIND... ! ! !"

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NH Anti-Scene Membership [Aug. 3rd, 2004|09:37 pm]
NH Anti-Scene

xlotr_kid_04x
[Current Mood |united]
[Current Music |grace kelly with wings by piebald]

i was just checking the communitys member list and it has grown since our last battle.

heres our crew thus so far...

  1. Brigidier General and resident Lord of the Rings expert - Mark
  2. 2nd in command, specializes in clandestine operations - Zach
  3. sXe and scene historian, commands the Loaf n' Ladle network - Tim
  4. Kung Fu and Ketchup = MST3K advisor, staff sargent - Spence
  5. Pirate warfare, Plumbing, and Bloody Meats - Crazy Matt
  6. Order of Merlin, 1st class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Witch, Supreme Mugwump - Allison
  7. Speaker of the House on matters of Jesus - Ryan

thats it. these few lucky individuals have been granted the ability to turn undead on exeters many denizens from the deep. if your intrested in getting these super powers to bring the fight to your door step, just send 28 easy payments of $300 and 1 complicated payment of $0.26 to Supreme Chancellor Mar... i mean Palpatine.

NH Anti-Scene Task list

  1. recruit more cadets
  2. write a anthem for our crew
  3. convert the populous to our way of thinking (anti-cube)
  4. get bush outta office
  5. more dodgeball
  6. more lunch money
  7. and at least one zombie type game (Zombie or Zombie Tag)

that's all folks

"shut your windows, lock your doors, everyones in for a wake up call"

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xXx Test X Your X EDGE xXx [Jul. 29th, 2004|05:57 pm]
NH Anti-Scene

xlotr_kid_04x
[Current Mood |i want more mail]
[Current Music |twenty-three full-time cowboys by the locust]

goto this entry then reply your results in it.
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(no subject) [Jul. 28th, 2004|12:56 am]
NH Anti-Scene

heisahero
[Current Mood |sleepysleepy]

hard-line dodgeball is the way to go

oh! chimmichangas!
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100+ Rules of Hardcore [Jul. 27th, 2004|01:17 am]
NH Anti-Scene

xlotr_kid_04x
[Current Music |you fail me - converge]

1) Be tough at all times.
2) Never cheer after a show...only clap.
3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way
4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire.
5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them.
6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly.
7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough.
8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal.
9) (Exception to rule 8 Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts.
10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends.
11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town.
12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore, emocore, Screamocore, mathcore, or Medio-core.
13) Remember, it's fun to punch and kick kung fu style.
14) Keep it in the do-jo.
15) Real hardcore fans are called kids.
16) Complain how hardcore bands are playing with metal bands at all costs!
17) Have your own zine, website, production company or be in a band. Claim you are friends with the singer from Shai Halud.
18) Tell people you work in the music industry.
19) More Ankles people!
20) Embrace everybody in the scene except for those people who are not you.
21) Refer to bands as old school or new school then act tough again.
22) Pretend that you get The Dillinger Escape Plan.
23) Shop at second hand stores and then go buy expensive shoes.
24) Beat people up and then go to bible study class.
25) Smoking and drinking and having sex before marriage is too trendy. Real hardcore tough guys abstain.
26) Whatever you do, don't let the singer on stage ever sing in the mic. Make sure you grab it from him and sing in it yourself, after all, you do a better job singing then him. It's a wonder they didn't put you on the album.
27) Start your own hardcore band.
28) Have your logo resemble some random 80's product for nostalgia.
29) Talk about the scene any chance you get. Say as many obscure hardcore bands from NJ as possible.
30) If you are shy start an emo band so you don't have to look at the audience.
31) People who know more bands than you are better than you.
32) Add the Letter X before and after important words. XhardcorekidX XmoshfuckX
33) Never say "Did you hear the new Strung Out?" Unless you are attempting to be funny in which case stop it because hardcore kids are tough not funny.
34) It's merch not Merchandise.
35) Hardcore girls must wear head bands at all times.
36) Stretch your ears out to look more intimidating.
37) The bigger you stretch you ears out the more hardcore you are.
38) Your ear should be stretched out enough to accommodate a block of wood, a hubcap or a penis.
39) People in the front row are best used as a ladder/staircase to reach your goal...steal the mic away from the singer.
40) When people ask you if you like a band always say "I only like the old stuff" or "I haven't really gotten into the new stuff".
41) Buy all of that bands merch.
42) Wear your new merch at the next hardcore show.
43) Repeat steps 41 and 42
44) If you have to wear glasses make sure they are thick, black framed ones.
45) Don't tell anybody but make sure you try on your new vintage clothes and stud belt before heading out to see Poison the well.
46) Never admit you don't like Hatebreed and go see them live 12 times a year.
47) Complain that they are playing with slayer but don't admit you actually like Slayer.
48) Complain at all costs.
49) Tag team hardcore dancing is cool
50) Real hardcore kids are really struggling photographers.
51) You don't go to hardcore concerts, you go to hardcore shows. BIG difference.
52) Name your hardcore dance moves things like "The mother fuck" or "kick that guys ass move" or better yet....stay home and cry.
53) Protect your body from swinging limbs by sacrificing your two arms.
54) Scream about love.
55) All age venues are important so you are not tempted to drink.
56) Claim you know a guy who knows a guy whose best friend was standing next to the guy who got his ass kicked during Converge. Bash the hardcore scene and then go see The Get Up Kids.
57) Anytime somebody mentions a band always say you know somebody in the band.
58)Wear your pins with honour! Shai Halud, American Nightmare, Minor Threat and the purple heart of valour.
59) Velcro shoes are cool.
60) Don't admit that you have a crush on the singer from Walls of Jericho. If somebody asks, say you respect her as a musician only.
61) Your band name should contain one of the following words: Blood, Murder, Kill, Victim and butterfly.
62) Print your band name as if it was on a bad printing press. Actual graphics are for posers.
63) Sleep on a portrait painted prettier then everyone.
64) 100 bands from around the world to play in your city. All of them are the world's best hardcore bands. Every label represented, every hardcore genre present. The venue is the best all-ages venue in the world. Tickets are $1.00. It is your job to go around saying the festival should be free.
65) Record producers must make sure to pump the mid because mid is tough.
66) Re-issue your demos after every album.
67) When the band starts playing everybody join hands and make a big circle so we can watch the big kids play.
68) Crying on stage makes you a professional.
69) Hold firm the belief that Earth Crisis invented music back in 1995.
70) Album covers must be made at home on Photoshop by your good friend.
71) If you are from New York NEVER smile in a promo pic. In fact always try to cross your arms and look into the camera as if you are going to beat up whom ever is looking.
72) If you are from New Jersey NEVER smile in a promo pic either. In fact try to look like you just lost your girl friend to the hardcore band from New York.
73) Never admit that Emo is Country music lyrics mixed with pop rock riffs and marketed by 17 year olds trying to make their friend be the next Dashboard Confessional.
74) American Idol is your worst enemy. (But you voted for Ruben)
75) You can get away with glitter on your face as long as your stretched ear plugs are clear.
76) Fuck beer, Got breast milk?
77) Bandanas are cool.
78) Bandanas with big X on them are cooler.
79) Bandanas with big X on them were cool last week you poser.
80) Your best friend is a guy named XattackX from Jersey who you chat with on MSN everyday. He is coming to see you one day. Really.
81) Chunky breakdowns in your songs are original and you should continue to do them despite every other band doing them which is clearly a rip off of your band.
82) Judge other bands and always compare them to the socio-cultural effects of the band Integrity.
83) Look up Socio-cultural in the dictionary and then get offended.
84) Green Day is the real reason you are still alive.
85) Describe your group of friends as "the scene" and then watch bootlegs of last weeks show.
86) Obey the laws of the hardcore scene or forever be banished from the circle.
87) When somebody asks you what is hardcore respond with "I am hardcore" then punch somebody in the face for looking at you wrong.
88) Keep punching
89) Kick a little too
90) Add a threat about their mother for good measure.
91) Buy a studded belt so you can look like Thursday every day of the week.
92) Who cares about the scene, scenes are lame.
93) You are wearing the same thing as the 40-year old gas pump attendant but for some strange mystical reason you are cooler than he is.
94) Tell everybody that Trustkill Records are too trendy.
95) Did you stop acting tough? I saw you hug that teddy bear.
96) Pierce you tits and tattoo your body.
97) Straight bangs means straight-edge
98) Being vegan means you can't swallow sperm.
99) When in doubt Mock everything
100) Take everything personally.
101) Have 'opinions' on 'important issues'.
102) Inform anyone and everyone that you would die at any time for your beliefs, because you are 'intense' and 'for real'.
103) Write lyrics or poems that are emotionally driven, but not wimpy. Talk about all the struggles you have gone through for your beliefs, and all your friends who have sold you out. Make frequent references to your blood flowing.
104) Have a band with A) a name that is a single, but powerful word, like 'Indecision' or B) a name that is multiple words, and vague yet ominous. IE 'The Enemy of my Enemy is My Friend'.
105) Talk constantly about how much you hate emo kids. Frequently use the phrase 'Quit crying, emo kid', as well as clever variations like, 'Hey emo kid, need a Kleenex?'.

if you have any other rules or amendments add them in my comments.
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Uniforms [Jul. 27th, 2004|12:25 am]
NH Anti-Scene

xlotr_kid_04x
[Current Mood |Battle Ready]
[Current Music |Demonology and Heartache by Atreyu]

allright here are some uniform ideas. if were gonna be kicking ass and curbing impure thinking hooligans off the street we better do it in style.

heres mine.

these are some other ideas someone else can wear.

well thats about it, we'll probably have a battle briefing for a gang fight some time this week, be ready troops.

 

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